drfowler:

srsfunny:

Educate Yourself Already

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ravenclawravings:

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws have a tendency to be prepared for things that won’t happen for weeks, but aren’t prepared for the thing that is happening that day.

kiracake:

heyfunniest:

i tried to scroll past this

I didn’t

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eclecticstudentwriter:

succubus-is-smol:

black-hippie-moonchild:

17mul:

phoenixwolf876:

lovelynemesis:

This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!

If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.

🗣

👌🏾

Stay together, stay safe

Perfect advice.
I’m reblogging this as a guy, because first of all, if you”re a guy : DON’T DO THAT. Don’t be that creep.

And if you’re a guy and you notice some creep is following or stalking a girl, and that she’s obviously uncomfortable or panicked, go ahead and say hi, long time no see, pretend to be her cousin, and tell her discretly you noticed there was a shady guy. Ask her if something’s wrong, if she feels unsafe, if she wants your help (very important - she may not trust you enough, no one could blame her, don’t take it personally). (and don’t you dare take advantage of the help you offered for a flirt opportunity, that would make you no better than the creep)

We can all stop “witnessing and do nothing”, and set an example.

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jackreaper083:

cosmicastrogazer:

chubbymon:

magic-magician:

Peter Parker: Spectacular Spider-Man #310

you may spill a tear or two

Ok. Cool. Just fuck my morning up. Break my heart. Nice.

It’s okay I wasn’t using that heart anyway.

Totaly didn’t need to be happy this morning I mean of course who needs to have a clear mind right?

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sinister-salvation:

thepeculiar1:

lunarcanine:

geekymcpilot:

ibelievewhatsontv:

nepeasant:

nepeasant:

niccage-official:

A

Of A

You Do The

AND

VERY VERY

i dont get it

NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID

WHAT IS IT

HOLY FUCK

@thepeculiar1 LOok

HOLY FUCK INDEED

@sinister-salvation LOOK

Why?! Just… why? 😂

@kingantlion LOOOOOOK!

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ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

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